Rampage made King Mo’s butt hurt

I’m not a reality TV fan, beyond the occasional episode of Survivor and Celebrity Rehab, but I’m telling you, give Quinton “Rampage” Jackson the Jon & Kate Plus 8 treatment stat. He’s actually way more entertaining outside the cage than he is inside. Just check out this Rampage dance clip. The dude is off-the-chain insane.

And a couple of weeks ago I came across the video clip below of him chatting with some fellow fighters in the back of a van while they were being shuttled around Vegas during the UFC 100 festivities. It’s basically Rampage telling prospect Muhammed “King Mo” Lawal (the guy on the right with his back to the camera) that he talks a big game for someone who’s never fought anybody of consequence.

It’s amusing and I considered posting it then, but it wasn’t much of a story and something told me to hold off, that this little verbal showdown between the former UFC champ and King Mo isn’t over yet. And I was right.

Last night Rampage Twittered that he had some thoughts on this feud-in-the-making. Over on his blog he had this to say:

“This punk ass dude King Mo is all butt-hurt because I don’t know who the hell he is. Straight up, if you’re not one of my friends or fighting one of my friends or a potential later opponent, I might not get a chance to watch your fight. So I didn’t know who the hell King Mo was and now [he's] crying like a little girl… Now this guy is running his mouth, but if I was him, I would shut the hell up ‘cause he seriously don’t want none… King Mo would be half-cool if he didn’t have those gay-ass nipple rings and didn’t talk so much.”

For the record, King Mo is 4-0 in Sengoku action and is slated to fight Don Frye at M-1 Global: Breakthrough on August 28. Breakthrough is an upstart event started by the former Affliction partner prior to the collapse of Affliction. And I have no opinion on his gay-ass nipple rings and its effect on his level of coolness, although I do agree that nipple rings are gay-ass.

Rampage also had this advice for anyone who meets him and wants to say hello:

“People, straight up, if you guys ever bump into me, treat me as a normal guy or the way you would like to be treated. If I’m talking to people or in the club dancing with a hot chick or with my kids or in the restroom with my dick in my hand pissing, it’s probably a bad time to talk to me or ask for a picture. Other than that you’ll see I’m just like everybody else.”