Jeff Moron

I’m posting this because it amuses me in some small way. It looks like Jeff Monson, aka “The Snowman,” will be cooling his heels behind bars. According to the Associated Press, the hulking heavyweight has pled guilty to malicious mischief for spray-painting an anarchist symbol on the Washington State Capital in 2008.

Monson was arrested in January after pictures of him committing the crime popped up in ESPN The Magazine. He has also entered an Alford plea for similar crimes committed at the Lacey Armed Services Recruitment Center, which is like pleading no contest, meaning he’s not saying he did it but if it went to trial he knows he’d be found guilty.

Monson is looking at 90 days in jail and somewhere in the vicinity of $22,000 in restitution fees as part of the plea bargain, although sentencing isn’t until October 1. Until then, he remains free to get into fights, spray-paint national monuments and wear really ugly track pants while doing it.