The Tito Ortiz hype machine fires up

He actually doesn’t look nearly as out of shape as you might expect for someone who’s coming off back surgery and hasn’t trained in over a year. Although his eyes seem to be disappearing into his face as it expands like a Pillsbury crescent roll. And no, I don’t want to win your sweaty handwraps, Tito.

There’s a little too much talk about shrinking nuggets in this second clip. “Pain is merely weakness leaving the body.” Somebody should print that on a fortune cookie. And his girlfriend, Jenna Jameson, looks remarkably unlike a porn star.