Pillow fighting? Fuck off!

An acquaintance asked me to promote her Pillow Fight League event tonight in Toronto. No fucking way. Just because it’s got the word “fight” in the middle doesn’t make it fighting or a sport or athletic or deserving of respect in any way, shape or form. Pillow fighting is something girls do at sleepovers. In their underwear. And only in that context should there be spectators.