GSP is not the sharp dresser he thinks he is

Georges St. Pierre is an MMA superstar and one of the faces of the UFC. Between prizefighting purses and endorsement deals he makes millions. And compared to the rest of the Affliction-wearing UFC roster, he’s quite the snappy dresser. But does he only have the one suit? He also wore this gray pinstriped number at last Saturday’s UFC 105, and it’s starting to look shabby, like he works in the men’s department at Sears. Maybe it was just laundry day – every time he wore it.

I’m sure he digs the pinstripes because they lengthen the body, making him look taller and less thick across the back, chest and shoulders (what? I read GQ sometimes), but couldn’t he fork out for something else? Isn’t there a men’s clothier willing to give him a suit that doesn’t look like he wore it to his high school prom? It’s not like I’ve never seen GSP in fashion photos in magazines; maybe he could take some of those clothes as swag (who would try to stop him?).

Come on, GSP. If you want to be the best-dressed fighter in MMA then do it right. Otherwise you might as well stick with sponsor T-shirts, you know, the ones that look like Megadeth vomited on them.