Who’s the bigger idiot – Junie Browning or War Machine?

I’m almost reluctant to report this, but here goes: The Great Douchebag Debate fired a couple of salvos across the bow of the SS Idiocy over the weekend.

First, former UFC troublemaker-turned-felon Junie Browning won a fight on Saturday in an Indiana  promotion called MMA Big Show: Onslaught. After he TKO’ed a tae kwon do black belt he took the microphone and informed the women in the audience that he wanted two lines formed, one for sucking and one for fucking.

Not to be outdone, Ultimate Fighter failure-turned-porn star Jonathan Koppenhaver (aka War Machine), reportedly went nuts at a porn party and is now wanted by Las Vegas police. He apparently got into an argument with his girlfriend, tried to choke her and then things got really out of control. According to Adultfyi.com, “This looked like something out of a bad Vince McMahon script as this guy War Machine went nuts and began taking everyone on at this party. We’re talking multiple assaults and battery with the cops after him. War Machine’s own agent, Derek Hay, looked to be the primary target with a couple of shots to the head. Mika Tan’s ex was KO’d as well and sent to hospital.” Police have issued a warrant for his arrest.