TUF 10 Finale thought 9: Fat is fat is fat no matter how Mike Goldberg spins it

Somebody please tell Mike Goldberg to stop spreading lies. Well, one lie. At least three times during the fat-tastic finale when he referred to a fighter (Roy Nelson, Matt “Meathead” Mitrione, Darrill “Titties” Schoonover) he said that they might not look it but they’re in great shape. Yeah, Mike, if the shape you’re referring to is that of a Jello mould. These fighters are overweight, they are fat, they are obese, they are walking heart attacks. If they stand still too long PETA will try to push them into the nearest ocean. I don’t care if they can punch and kick for five minutes or fifteen. They contain more trans fats than a swimming pool of Haagen Dazs. They are not in shape. Not medically speaking and certainly not aesthetically speaking. So Goldie, stop pissing down my back and telling me it’s raining.