Category — Rear-naked joke

Now that Kenny Florian has been unsuccessful in his bid for a UFC title in four different weight classes, perhaps it’s time for him to focus on things that he’s actually good at, like making silly MMA videos.

What makes this Jäger-bombed fratboy street fight worth watching? Besides the fact that somebody gets knocked out in less time than Cain Velasquez? The comment at the end made by the woman taking the video, that’s what.

I’ve become less and less a fan of Anderson Silva of late. Still a great fighter; still a bit too full of himself. But this Ford commercial is pretty great. Cue the Heath Herring jokes.

I’ll get back to serious MMA talk soon enough, but for now, after a long first week back at the office, I could use a laugh or two. First, there was U.S. President Barack Obama’s smackdown of UFC nitwit Jacob Volkmann; now, the zen-aikido-CIA agent turned actor turned MMA trainer Steven Seagal adds to the the mirth.

I’m heading back east for a few days for a family wedding/reunion. It’ll probably resemble something like this:

If you’re not familiar with Eastbound & Down you owe it to yourself to check it out. Until then, take a look at this K-Swiss commercial featuring the awesomeness of Kenny Powers and the decapitation of Urijah Faber.

I originally thought this Brisk mock-commercial would’ve been a lot funnier prior to Chuck Liddell’s recent knockout loss to Rich Franklin. But the last 10 seconds are definitely funnier now. Makes me wish Tiny Chuck had his own web series.