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		<title>Chuck Liddell&#8217;s Way of the Bris, er, Brisk</title>
		<link>http://www.fightingwords.ca/2010/06/21/chuck-liddells-way-of-the-bris-er-brisk/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2010 18:25:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Barrett Hooper</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Chuck Liddell]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I originally thought this Brisk mock-commercial would&#8217;ve been a lot funnier prior to Chuck Liddell&#8217;s recent knockout loss to Rich Franklin. But the last 10 seconds are definitely funnier now. Makes me wish Tiny Chuck had his own web series.

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		<title>Video: Hitler isn&#8217;t happy about Machida vs. Shogun II</title>
		<link>http://www.fightingwords.ca/2010/05/02/video-hitler-isnt-happy-about-machida-vs-shogun-ii/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 May 2010 01:47:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Barrett Hooper</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[While these Hitler rants are beyond tired &#8211; there&#8217;s hundreds of them out there &#8211; this one is mildly amusing for the cracks it takes at Joe Rogan, Machida Karate and the trolls on the Sherdog forums. 

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		<title>Audition video from the fat season of The Ultimate Fighter</title>
		<link>http://www.fightingwords.ca/2010/03/26/audition-video-from-the-fat-season-of-the-ultimate-fighter/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Mar 2010 04:10:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Staff</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rear-naked joke]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cheeseburger]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[TUF]]></category>

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		<title>Chuck Liddell&#8217;s naked situation</title>
		<link>http://www.fightingwords.ca/2010/02/26/chuck-liddells-naked-situation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 00:39:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Barrett Hooper</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rear-naked joke]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[TUF]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[My gut reaction upon seeing this Peeping Tom video of Chuck Liddell and girlfriend Heidi Northcott getting buff in the buff was to throw up a little bit in my mouth. There are somethings I just don&#8217;t need to see. Liddell&#8217;s little Iceman slapping thighs is one of them, even if it&#8217;s blurry.
Turns out the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>TGIF video: American soldier&#8217;s amateur smackdown</title>
		<link>http://www.fightingwords.ca/2010/01/22/tgif-video-american-soldiers-amateur-smackdown/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 20:38:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Staff</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rear-naked joke]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[boxing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[soldier smackdown]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Because it&#8217;s Friday and we could use a laugh to end the week/start the weekend, here&#8217;s a clip from a Panamanian TV show called La Cascara in which a U.S. soldier enters an amateur boxing competition (which seems to have all the randomness of an open mic night). Enjoy. 

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		<title>Video: Mark Coleman trains to fight Randy Couture</title>
		<link>http://www.fightingwords.ca/2010/01/12/video-mark-coleman-trains-to-fight-randy-couture/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2010 22:31:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Barrett Hooper</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rear-naked joke]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mark Coleman]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Randy Couture]]></category>

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		<title>Video: Randy Couture, divorce attorney</title>
		<link>http://www.fightingwords.ca/2010/01/05/video-randy-couture-divorce-attorney/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 18:29:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Staff</dc:creator>
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		<title>Keith Jardine: nutcracker, sweet</title>
		<link>http://www.fightingwords.ca/2009/12/02/keith-jardine-nutcracker-sweet/</link>
		<comments>http://www.fightingwords.ca/2009/12/02/keith-jardine-nutcracker-sweet/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 01:48:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Barrett Hooper</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[UFC]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[nuts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pistachios]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[On one level this is another example of the mainstreaming of MMA. On another level, it&#8217;s funny and gives me a reason to like Keith Jardine despite his less-than-stellar performances in the octagon of late.

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		<title>Mazel Tov to the Koloscis</title>
		<link>http://www.fightingwords.ca/2009/12/02/mazel-tov-to-the-koloscis/</link>
		<comments>http://www.fightingwords.ca/2009/12/02/mazel-tov-to-the-koloscis/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 21:54:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jesse Katz</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[wedding]]></category>

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I&#8217;m not one to talk about how anyone else makes their matrimonial vows. I was married at the Welcome to Vegas sign by a fat 70s Elvis, the taste of tequila and stripper spit still fresh in my mouth. Looking at the woman of my dreams while trying not to throw up on Elvis’s blue [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Video: the best interview Fedor Emelianenko has ever given</title>
		<link>http://www.fightingwords.ca/2009/11/09/video-the-best-interview-fedor-emelianenko-has-ever-given/</link>
		<comments>http://www.fightingwords.ca/2009/11/09/video-the-best-interview-fedor-emelianenko-has-ever-given/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 19:18:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Barrett Hooper</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rear-naked joke]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Strikeforce]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fedor interview]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A friend passed this along and it reminded me of a comment I made moments after Fedor Emelianenko knocked out Brett Rogers on Saturday. I wondered how long it would be before one of those Hitler reaction videos would pop up online with him screaming about Rogers losing. This one is just strange and poetic [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A love song for Fedor Emelianenko</title>
		<link>http://www.fightingwords.ca/2009/10/31/a-love-song-for-fedor-emelianenko/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 22:15:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Barrett Hooper</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Rear-naked joke]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is sort of funny. Seems Julia Lillis has a little crush on Fedor Emelianenko. She&#8217;s no Sarah Silverman, but not bad. 


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		<title>I went to boxing and a chess game broke out</title>
		<link>http://www.fightingwords.ca/2009/10/19/i-went-to-boxing-and-a-chess-game-broke-out/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 01:26:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Barrett Hooper</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Squared circle]]></category>
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I missed this 10.16 piece in the Globe and Mail story on the rising popularity of chessboxing in the U.K. (thanks, Vern). As you can imagine, this &#8220;sport&#8221; combines chess and boxing as two players/fighters alternate between four-minute chess rounds and three-minute boxing rounds with a winner determined by checkmate or knockout. As the story [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jesus didn&#8217;t tap</title>
		<link>http://www.fightingwords.ca/2009/10/18/jesus-didnt-tap/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2009 19:56:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Barrett Hooper</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Rear-naked joke]]></category>

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		<title>Jiu-jitsu paradox as Tool chokes out a tool</title>
		<link>http://www.fightingwords.ca/2009/10/11/jiu-jitsu-paradox-as-tool-chokes-out-a-tool/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 02:44:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Barrett Hooper</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m undecided as to whether this makes Maynard James Keenan, the lead singer of Tool, a colossal tool or a major bad-ass. It&#8217;s hard to make out exactly what&#8217;s going on, but if you watch carefully you&#8217;ll see a fan hop on-stage mid-concert and flap his arms like an idiot, at which point Keenan hip-tosses [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Paulo Filho&#8217;s dance dance revolution</title>
		<link>http://www.fightingwords.ca/2009/10/08/paulo-filhos-dance-dance-revolution/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 20:26:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Barrett Hooper</dc:creator>
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This video is funny all on its own but has absolutely nothing to do with MMA unless you imagine it&#8217;s either Joe Rogan (my suggestion) or the entirely more hilarious Paulo Filho (the suggestion of a friend from BJJ; thanks, Roman).

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